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Apollo Justice There is no Justice!!!
Guys...I have a DEEP aversion to Phoenix/Apollo. It's...it's...oh my gawd it's just disgusting. This amazing fanartist who does Apollo/Trucy (ACHTUNG BABY, THAT'S WRONG) did this comic with Apollo and Phoenix and my lunch...it was almost lost.

It's...it's just not wright. Phoenix/Edgeworth OKAY but I always look at Phoenix as being Apollo's DAD and by proxy...I guess he sorta is. In a very very messed up way. I mean look at me, I like Apollo/Trucy (more because it's so doomed) but...Phoenix/Apollo...EW. GUYS NAW THAT'S JUST NASTY. CUT IT OUT. All in all, the artist did a smashing job, and made me want to vomit. *shiver* The subtext...IT ISN'T THERE. Edgey's angst is subtext, I will give you that.

*shivers again*

Then again, I have an aversion to incest in general. I don't get the attraction to Klavier/Kristoph. I mean I do. They're both GORGEOUS but it's so topical. They're both completely ego absorbed assholes, with Klavier being the slight more sane one and also not evil. It just couldn't work. The sexual tension isn't even there either. That's grasping at straws people. Ema/Lana ain't there either and Maya/Mia. It's just not there.

I find it very cruel that Apollo and Trucy are half siblings. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT CAPCOM?

That being said...I find that it only AMPLIFIES how awesome the pairing is. Cuz now, it's totally wrong and the pairing is doomed. It's totally romantic. I mean seriously, it's already setting up for a romantic turnabout...all that's left is the pieces that will make the puzzle. RUHROH.