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I HATE THIS STUPID SERIES
I hate Twilight. This is no secret. I hate it with every bone in my body, possibly more than Harry Potter. But then again I don't hate Harry Potter anymore because the whole thing parodied itself in the end. The ending was perfect and completely anti climatic and predictable but at least the idea was copied from a good source. JKR loved her some JRR Tolkien...

Ms. Stephanie Meyer? COPYING SHIT FROM OUT OF HER ASS AND HER MARY SUE MIND.

Never has there been so many atrocities compiled into ONE STINKING SERIES. Okay we can tolerate a Wizard school where there's at least good an evil but Twilight...OHKAY....there are some things that just...oh gawd it was like reading bad fiction. THE HORROR, THE HORROR.

First off,

VAMPIRES DO NOT FREAKING SPARKLE. NO.

Secondly,

THE CHARACTERS ARE SO FREAKING BORING AND UNINTERESTING I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I SHOULD LIKE ABOUT THEM.

Thirdly,

VAMPIRES CANNOT BE VEGETARIANS. NO, OMG. NO.

Fourthly,

BELLA CANNOT BE PLAIN BUT HAVE EVERYONE WANTING TO HUMP HER. SHE'S BORING, WHINY, USLESS AND TOTALLY SAKURA FROM NARUTO ALA SEASON...WHICHEVER ONE WHERE SHE WAS WEAK.

Fifthly,

THE DESCRIPTIONS...NO THEY ARE...THEY ARE TERRIFYING. NO, JUST...OH MY GAWD.

THIS BOOK SUCKS. DON'T READ IT UNDER ANY PRETENSE. THE WHOLE SERIES SUCKS, DO NOT READ UNLESS SOMEONE'S GOT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD.