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I'm a little repulsed by Ben still but, I must say he'd probably make an awesome friend. Like, just that guy you sit next to in lecture, or that guy you hang out with occasionally on Fridays for coffee. That kind of guy. Other than that, for bf purposes, he still irks me. He's a little too southern if you know what I mean...kinda trashy. Sorry Texans. I'm sure not all of you are like this, in fact I knew a girl from Texas once. I seriously forgot her name. Btw, omg watching this interview with Ben and the interviewer was trying to predict...

Summarized...abridged a bit.
Interviewer: So, let me know whether I'm hot or cold on these story lines.
Ben: Okay.
Interviewer: Seth in a fumbling attempt to win back Alex, tries to seduce Ryan.
Ben: *snort* Nods. No, but I think that...huh..yeah, they'll film it and then just have it there.
Interviewer: Oh my gawd that is something I'd love to see.
Ben: Uh huh yeah...*shifty eyes at interviewer*

Btw, interviewer's a big gay. Huge queen. I donno if he is but I bet he is.

I'm a little too convinced now that Ben and Mischa could make it work some miraculous way. I'm delusional, Zutarian, comes with the job. Not saying I'd RL ship them or write fanfics about them getting together (ew), but I think that whole John Mayer thing with Mischa made me think otherwise. But, Ben's a little boring in the entertainment circuit for Mischa. I really like the actors talk about their own characters though. Makes me kinda happy. Hehe. I LOVE RYRISSA <3 Also, someone made a comment about Ryan wearing tight shirts in the first season and I couldn't for the life of me remember aside from that one black shirt. Just saw one and...LOL. OH GAWD. But yeah, I think I wish that...Theresa ended up with Ryan in the end. It'd make some sense...it'd depress me more than anything but, it makes more sense than...Taylor. Marissa's death never ceases to make me sad. They were perfect...demolition lovers.

Also, Booter's critique on Katara makes me wanna do one for Marissa. Obviously Mar had more problems than Katara, but this girl was good...and she always meant well and did so much for Ryan. I love Ryrissa. Man, Ryrissa is the only couple I really actually genuinely love besides Kandy. I was SO happy when Sandy serenaded Kirsten...it was soooooo adorable. KANDY <3.

Anyway, I'm starting up another season to the O.C. I didn't revive Marissa which just doesn't seem plausible or right to me, but I wanted to put back Mischa Barton into the cast. I know a lot of people were butt hurt that Mischa was gone opposed to Marissa (I was upset Marissa was gone personally) and would probably want her back in some way or form. And, she is back...but in an unexpected way =)

SAMPLE:
"So...how are you going to ask her?" Seth asked, passing around an orange between his hands.

"You have to ask me this?" Ryan replied, opening the fridge to pull out a carton of orange juice. Seth smiled and put down the fruit.

"Well, fancy dinner with flowers? Sex marathon followed by the ring in your underpants? Bowling Alley with the ring in the holes?"

Ryan raised a brow. "I haven't put much thought into how I'm going to ask just yet. I was thinking about dropping the ring into her champagne glass."

Have started frequently Perez and Ontd recently. I don't really like celeb dramz, but I'm bored and...procrastinating. It's a given. Anyway, Rachel Bilson started bragging about her boytoy (aka fuggo from UHS) and how good he is at kissing. STFU Rachel PLZ OMG. This may be my bitter O.C. phase but gawd, you're a has-been...sry2say. Or, are currently a has-been but hopefully in a few movies tiem, will not be. Honestly though, way to brag about Hayden. Seriously, douche was a tool in high school, douche is an untalented can't act properly tool now. Shame he was in Arts York Drama. I hope Jeff wasn't his teacher, but I bet he was. So yeah, not exactly a huge fan of Rach, but not exactly a huge fan of any of the O.C. stars tbh. I just like their characters. Lol, Mischa's DUI and Ben's tooliness. I'm the greetest fan ever. However, some ontder said that she needs to disappear (I kind of definitely agree) and Mischa (also agree) and Ben. WTF, sorry but when did Ben ever get any real PR? Even when he was on the O.C. Seriously (Ben Support keeps on updating their comm with the same freaking pictures. Yeah Ben's doing Johnny Got His Gun...you posted the same stills LIKE FIVE TIMES. NO ONE CARES). Adam Brody ain't so popular anymore either. Where did he go SERIOUSLY?


Not gonna lie, she looks so adorable though. (This was at Regis and Kelly)
But, I'm kind of sick about all this PR around her. It's kinda boring, and, uninteresting. Like really, Jumper? Not interested. And, I'm not gonna see Johnny Got His Gun either. Both look supremely boring and I'm sure will be. Geez, Hayden Christensen acting? Duh. Also, what's Adam doing lately? Land of Women was boring and I pretty much got to see Adam portray himself aka Seth. Lame.

I have a feeling all this hate is because I am actually on Ontd and Perez now. LOL. But anyway, yeah, I can hate on their bad PR but I gotta love how they portray their characters!
But, lol at his post about Jared Leto. I was just thinking today about how much I hate that guy, he was sup. cool on "My So Called Life" but he's over like Clare Daines, disappear along with your shit band Leto.

So not really a fandom post, but more like fandom bash post. Haha, wank.

I find Benjamin Mckenzie repulsive. Now, before I get the "OMG BUT HE'S RYAN!", I know he is. I love Ryan, and I think Ryan Atwood is the hottest most sexiest man alive who I would bang in an INSTANT but, not Ben. Even though Ben has the better name (Ben is a sexy name bb). Honestly I don't know what it is the particular irks me about him but it may just be the fact of how much of an "All American male" he is. And he is. Then again, I am in LOVE with Adam Carson...but he does not irk me. I think Ben's interview about the whole "sexy" factor he finds in girls thing in some magazine I was reading on ben_support made me shiver. Ugh, Ryan Atwood would never talk about those things, and neither does Adam Carson. Ben irks me. Don't get me wrong, he is so hot, and so cool but omg him and Mischa need to get some fashion police. You people are BEAUTIFUL now start DRESSING that way. Good Lord.

I think I used to say that Mischa and Ben would make a shit couple because Mischa *is* Marissa Cooper and Ben *isn't* Ryan Atwood. However, on closer inspection, Mischa is kind of into John Mayer right now which spurns me to say "EW, John Mayer?" As Summer would say...and since John and Ben are kind of alike (Ben being 10000000000000000000000000000x more attractive) personality wise, I guess the couple doesn't seem so far fetched anymore. BTW, John Mayer's a douche but he's music is borderline okay. Lol also, in that same "sexy factor" interview, he described Marissa Cooper S3 it brought the lulz.


TRASHYYYYY NASSSTTYYYYYYYYY. but, IDK Ben looks so hot. Maybe he would be into Mischa.


Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....so gross.

Yeah sorry, just had to talk about this. Ben in RL is not for me.
I miss s1 Ryan Atwood. Also, omfg Taylor looks like a bat lady in that episode he's driving with her.
BTW: Ben_Support makes my head hurt. All the fucking fangirls are all Marissa haters. I don't understand this. It's mostly because Riss brought the dramz, but she was a great character. "OMFG RYAN IS UNHAPPY." Guh, I hate teenagers. Fucking hell, no lies, they're not even teenagers they are GROWN WOMYNZ WHEW ARE LIKE THIRTY. Gawd, I hate fangirls. I love R/M. Best couple ever, and YES she was a good person/girlfriend for Ryan. I hate people who can't appreciate or even acknowledge that. Like I said, f*cking fangirls. Anyway, needless to say, I am repulsed by RL Ben. Give me Atwood or give me nothing.