Nov. 20th, 2008

FOR ONCE

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/29927241.html#cutid1

THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED.
For one in Mischa's career...she is wearing something

FANTASTIC.

DAMN GIRL YOU LOOK GOOD!!!! WHICH STYLIST DID YOU FIRE..AND WHO DID YOU IN TURN HIRE??????
<333333 I love this chick even if she looks sorta like an Olsen and a little coked up sometimes...

Wanna marry Ben? You're both like D-list now anyway lol




In other news: Canada I am ASHAMED I don't like Harry Potter either but...dang, rly? TWILIGHT? At least JK can actually WRITE. Albeit not that well either.

Mar. 20th, 2008

LOL WUT - ADAM BRODY?

Okay, so Adam Brody...is ACTUALLY BACK ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! He's looking a little shady and unshaven but OMG HE'S BACK! And he's in a movie by Jason Reitman and Diablo Cody who wrote Juno...which is a good sign...but...the movie is about a demon possessed Megan Fox! Dude, I thought that chick was already demon possessed?! So, yeah I donno if I'll be watching it. Sounds kind of interesting. Adam's supposed to be the lead of a band though.

LOL.
Maybe Mischa would like Adam instead of Ben. Still. the concept of that ICKS ME. NO NO NO. Adchel ftw! Come on Adam, get yourself back into the limelight and please win back Rachel. Girl is freaking dating Hayden Christiansen (aka, Douche from UHS)

AND OMG Britney reminds me of Taylor Townsend in this clip from How I Met Your Mother. SAME amount of CRAZY but Britney's eyes look so dead...if you know what I mean. Autumn looks like she still has vitality and youth in them but Brit...Brit just looks dead. Her hair sucks too. But w/e. I like seeing her happy. Strange that Brit is YOUNGER than Autumn, but I doubt that she's gone through as much shit as Brit Brit has. BRITNEY PLEASE STRAIGHTEN YOURSELF UP!!! I'm liking this road to recovery though <3.

edit:.. Mischaaaaa!! why is Meesh...wearing those leather pants?!!! MISCHA. THEY MAKE YOUR LEGS...YOUR...LEGS LOOK FAT. THAT ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE. OMFG WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH TAYLOR LOCKE =( ALSO PUT A BRA ON!! She's still freaking gorgeous though.

Mar. 10th, 2008

AH

Okay.
WHAT? So, Mischa Barton has...a chubby face now. WHAT? Seriously, I am not judging girl friend because I've been telling her to pick up a cheese burger for like years but...I never expected it. Her fashion sense is seriously tanking too. Before it was bad, now it's just gawdawful. But, all her stress from the whole DUI thing...it's expected. HON, CHIN UPS DAILY PLEASE!
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I understand that's probably a really bad angle of her but...REALLY? OMG. She's so pretty, I'd really hate to see her get fat because she is my thinspiration. I guess she really did listen to all of our nagging after all. Also, EW, Taylor Locke? Gawd. That Rooney episode was just a joke. Now I can't believe that I actually SUPPORT BeMi but no not ship it (gawd I'm hanging by a thread and violating my morals)...I mean anything's better than this. I guess it's cuz Ben isn't in a band. Honestly hon, rockers are all creeps and coke heads...but maybe this is why you like them. Keep OFF the drugs Meesh. DUI is a BAD thing...and so is that headband thingy. Taylor Locke? Really? Wow...Iunno, love is love but...she's a little better than that.

But Mischa...gaining WEIGHT? Hang on folks...the apocalypse is upon us.

/judgmental bitch

Edit:// She's really not so fat as I make her out to be in this entry. In fact, she's still skinny and actually is a good size. Meaning, she isn't a bag of bones anymore and she is looking so much healthier than she was beginning to look during her whole draggssss phase. It's just me being a reactive bitch to her side profile. She has a really pretty jawline.

Feb. 12th, 2008

Lol bad habits

Have started frequently Perez and Ontd recently. I don't really like celeb dramz, but I'm bored and...procrastinating. It's a given. Anyway, Rachel Bilson started bragging about her boytoy (aka fuggo from UHS) and how good he is at kissing. STFU Rachel PLZ OMG. This may be my bitter O.C. phase but gawd, you're a has-been...sry2say. Or, are currently a has-been but hopefully in a few movies tiem, will not be. Honestly though, way to brag about Hayden. Seriously, douche was a tool in high school, douche is an untalented can't act properly tool now. Shame he was in Arts York Drama. I hope Jeff wasn't his teacher, but I bet he was. So yeah, not exactly a huge fan of Rach, but not exactly a huge fan of any of the O.C. stars tbh. I just like their characters. Lol, Mischa's DUI and Ben's tooliness. I'm the greetest fan ever. However, some ontder said that she needs to disappear (I kind of definitely agree) and Mischa (also agree) and Ben. WTF, sorry but when did Ben ever get any real PR? Even when he was on the O.C. Seriously (Ben Support keeps on updating their comm with the same freaking pictures. Yeah Ben's doing Johnny Got His Gun...you posted the same stills LIKE FIVE TIMES. NO ONE CARES). Adam Brody ain't so popular anymore either. Where did he go SERIOUSLY?


Not gonna lie, she looks so adorable though. (This was at Regis and Kelly)
But, I'm kind of sick about all this PR around her. It's kinda boring, and, uninteresting. Like really, Jumper? Not interested. And, I'm not gonna see Johnny Got His Gun either. Both look supremely boring and I'm sure will be. Geez, Hayden Christensen acting? Duh. Also, what's Adam doing lately? Land of Women was boring and I pretty much got to see Adam portray himself aka Seth. Lame.

I have a feeling all this hate is because I am actually on Ontd and Perez now. LOL. But anyway, yeah, I can hate on their bad PR but I gotta love how they portray their characters!
But, lol at his post about Jared Leto. I was just thinking today about how much I hate that guy, he was sup. cool on "My So Called Life" but he's over like Clare Daines, disappear along with your shit band Leto.

So not really a fandom post, but more like fandom bash post. Haha, wank.

Jan. 29th, 2008

To begin this blog...

Edit: Josh Schwartz is a tool.
Ausiello: So, why did you kill her off?
Schwartz:
This was always going to be a season of great upheaval and change, and at the end of the year, with graduation and people moving out into different directions, we always knew that the show was never going to be the same. And if you go back to the pilot episode of the show, tragedy is in the DNA of Marissa's character. When you first see her in the pilot, she's passed out drunk in the driveway of her house. Her dad's losing all of his money, and her boyfriend is cheating on her. This is a girl who attracted that kind of tragedy. And Ryan and Marissa, while they had some good times, were never really a happily ever-after couple. They were always the star-crossed lovers. So as we looked down the barrel at the end of the season, it just felt like that's where the show was pushing us. The show kind of paints you in a certain direction. And it was the kind of thing that will drive us into next season as the kind of cataclysmic event that will force some people to leave and some people will not be able to leave. It has a huge effect in terms of how it drives into next season.


ANS: Lol, yeah, into cancellation.

Smart move dumbass. Yes, Marissa's character was the "tragic" character, but if you had sent her off with her dad like originally planned there would be a chance for her to come back. Yeah you may have told all the stories left to tell and as a writer I respect that. However, this is a television serial. All the stories left to tell were finished the first season, I imagine that anything after was filler and Marissa like it or not was part of the glue in the show. I imagine the same would happen if ANY of the core 4 were killed, that there'd be significant decreases in ratings. If there was a chance for her to come back, there'd be only MORE stories about reunion. Then the OC could transition into a show focusing on Marissa's return after maybe half a season...then could transition into being about the kids being adults and having their own children. Hell if they actually wanted to kill her they could've done it by disease means. Have her marry Ryan, then die of cancer. Ryrissa fans get their wedding, you get to make a series where Ryan copes with the loss of his wife...still tragic amirite? See how that works Josh?

The real culprit of the reason why they offed Marissa is because of low ratings. The writers imagined if they canned a main character people would be interested in seeing how everyone deals. However, being completely stupid they forgot that RM was a main pairing and that the OC is a streaming serial. Who'd want to see how Ryan deals if half he viewing audience was waiting for a wedding? Why not kill both Ryan and Marissa? Marissa certainly did not deserve death, but her life...being so messed up, I suppose it was an end to all the suffering. Being a streaming serial, it's not like Avatar, there is no set ending so they still need enough stamina to make a new season. Truth be told, the OC's writing sucked balls in season 2 near the end, and even worse during season 3. Come on, Johnny and Volchok? Were they pulling their ideas out of their asses and from the Passions crackpot? Two horrible ideas, two way too extreme people. The girl's already been raped, and had two suicidal maniacs come after her...ridiculous.

The writing and ideas of the 3rd season were way too extreme and completely cheesy. They were stupid, inane and so stereotypical which is not what the OC is about. Come on, season 4, Taylor marries a French guy and demands Ryan to be her secret lover *cue Chong singing 'Secret Lovers and Tunnels'*? What kind of ridiculum is this? Not only did they have NO stories left to tell about Ryrissa, they didn't have many good stories to tell anyway.

All in all, I'm divided as to whether or not I'd want the OC to come back if ever. I'm pleased at how it ended. Sethummer ended up getting married, Ryan and Taylor's relationship remains ambiguous and everything turns out NORMAL. However, if they could redo s3 and s4 I hope they would. There's too many things about those two seasons that SUCK...hard. They should have fired their writers ages ago and not killed Marissa. If they hadn't killed her and decided to maybe make Summer or Marissa pregnant, way more people would've tuned in to see what would happen. I know Josh said that making Marissa die made people like her better. That's not the point of a TV serial. There will always be people we hate in a series, sometimes people we love to hate. Taylor was one of them, but she did not have the staying power of Marissa. If they'd kept Marissa alive, the OC would've been canceled...eventually but they could've secured a solid season 4 then maybe a half way canceled 5. NO ONE likes to be canceled, they should've at least known how to bow out gracefully.


Okay, I have...officially lost it. So I was thinking...if the OC could pull off a Bizarro world, and has become exceedingly more cracked out and cancelled, if they restarted it again technically speaking they could make a Marissa look alike come back. You know, to test Ryan and Taylor's relationship if actually existent in the season finale. And I am positive it was AMBIGUOUS. If any Zutarian knows, it's always ambiguous. Anyway, if they were to put the OC back on TV which could potentially be awesome, Mischa could work back a deal with the writers, write a completely cracked out series that could hell be *set* in a Bizarro world...we got an OC spin off. Hows about THAT for your slice of friend gold?

...
I know, I've...I've gone insane.

This is what happens when a shipper goes into complete denial. But, after watching some of season four and confirming that Taryan is really cute (but I still don't like it), I think it's like my Kataang. Except Ryrissa is more like Kataang canon wise. 3 season set up to a relationship...always canon. Well till she died. HOWEVER, it's more like Zutara personality and dynamic wise. Canon wise, Zutara is like Taryan. It was IMPOSSIBLE. Honestly if you watched s3 you'd be like, "TARYAN HOW?" and a lot of fans went "WTFOMGTHISMAKESNOSENSE." A few months ago Ryrissa AND Sethummer fans would've said, "TARYAN IS A CRACK SHIP." Well, till it was uncracked. So there. However, I do NOT ship Taryan, and NEVER will but I think I've found some soft spot for it knowing it's sort of like Zutara...in a way.

So you know, having one ship sink with a lifeless corpse, is pretty crappy so...uhh yeah, hoping Zutara won't sink. However, cynicism has always been my forte so, I'm not so optimistic. I mean DON'T GET ME WRONG, I STILL think Zutara has a chance and still will till the time comes where I have to accept my fate...but yeah, I'll have to warn you that...I may end up becoming more deluded than this current Ryrissa thing...oh lawd this is what happens when you join fandom too late. But rest assured, even if Katara ends up with Aang circa Sethummer style, I'll be writing just as much adulterous fan fiction and horrifying smut to rectify it. And of course some nice doujin. Also, thinking of doing an OC Avatar doujin. Sounds crazy no?

Well, take a look...
Ryan is...brooding, violent, stubborn, has a quick temper, is extremely caring, chivalrous, has a bad father and a mother who ran away
Marissa is...sweet, emotional, gorgeous, friendly, defensive, self-righteous, has a father she loves dearly who is never there and a mother who she hates

Aside from Marissa's mother being alive and a dragon, the qualities MATCH. So, I'm thinking about it when I get some free time. Guh, save me from my fandoms.