Kyonko and Haruihiko?
I have a new ship, it's Kyonko and Haruhiko. Now, you ask...who? And I'll tell you. They are the genderbended versions of Haruhi and Kyon and I WILL NOT LIE, it is TEN TIMES HOTTER than the original ship. Seriously. I don't find Haruhi attractive with Kyon more than I find her irritating, but somehow her arrogance and hot blooded nature is much more fitting in a man's skin. I have a feeling KyoAni originally wanted Haruhi as a man but then switched her for originality's sake. In many ways, the genderbended versions of the characters just seem way more RIGHT than otherwise. I kinda like Itsuki better as a guy though. People have an annoying tendency to confuse Itsuki's gay as gay for Kyon when I doubt that's the case. Plus the gay's a lot more subtle when they're both guys. Pervs (fanboiz) play up the lesbo with Kyonko and Itsuko which is irritating because I just don't see Itsuko as being gay for Kyonko.
Now, I don't mean to say Itsuki's not gay, because HE DEFINITELY BY ALL REALMS OF ANYTHING IS but not for Kyon. His gay is specifically manufactured to make Kyon unreasonably uncomfortable. And it works. As a girl, all she'd have to do is exhibit some "way too close" tendencies with Kyonko but there's no need for NOSEBLEED KYONKO PANTYSHOT or whatever. Itsuko isn't gay for Kyonko, just very gay.
Anyway I'm disturbed at how fanboiz fap to Kyonko because Kyon is actually a guy. Like SERIOUSLY, that's just kinda sad. This infatuation with Kyonko is...almost sickening and would surely drive Kyonko and ESPECIALLY KYON insane. How does an insanely snide bastard get genderbent into a moe quiet little bitch? Obviously Kyonko is going to be a little more feminine now that he's a girl but don't rob him of his dignity. Kyonko should be snide, a bitch and incredibly sarcastic. Not tsundere and moe. She's a snide bitch of epic proportions, and no plz no blushing all the freaking time. IDK, that's what gets me angry. I don't like seeing perfectly good characters genderbended and then turned completely opposite. Obviously there'll be differences but not insane ones.
IDGI, I wonder if it's a male thing.
But seriously, Kyonko and Haruhiko is like the bomb. WAY BETTER than Kyon and Haruhi. Also way easier to look at and squee over. Haruhi's definitely the guy and Kyonko seems less bored!
Now, I don't mean to say Itsuki's not gay, because HE DEFINITELY BY ALL REALMS OF ANYTHING IS but not for Kyon. His gay is specifically manufactured to make Kyon unreasonably uncomfortable. And it works. As a girl, all she'd have to do is exhibit some "way too close" tendencies with Kyonko but there's no need for NOSEBLEED KYONKO PANTYSHOT or whatever. Itsuko isn't gay for Kyonko, just very gay.
Anyway I'm disturbed at how fanboiz fap to Kyonko because Kyon is actually a guy. Like SERIOUSLY, that's just kinda sad. This infatuation with Kyonko is...almost sickening and would surely drive Kyonko and ESPECIALLY KYON insane. How does an insanely snide bastard get genderbent into a moe quiet little bitch? Obviously Kyonko is going to be a little more feminine now that he's a girl but don't rob him of his dignity. Kyonko should be snide, a bitch and incredibly sarcastic. Not tsundere and moe. She's a snide bitch of epic proportions, and no plz no blushing all the freaking time. IDK, that's what gets me angry. I don't like seeing perfectly good characters genderbended and then turned completely opposite. Obviously there'll be differences but not insane ones.
IDGI, I wonder if it's a male thing.
But seriously, Kyonko and Haruhiko is like the bomb. WAY BETTER than Kyon and Haruhi. Also way easier to look at and squee over. Haruhi's definitely the guy and Kyonko seems less bored!